Let There Be Light

It so happened that on a certain day during those exertions that God underwent in order that we exist he uttered the above title . He did so with all the force and authority at his command . However he suddenly realised that not all authorities were in entire agreement with him . He there fore had to repeatdly say the line . This then is an account of how God had to labour even more than we credit him with having done .


And God said `` Let there be Light .``
And His Wife `` Get off Your Arse You Lazy Slob and switch it on Yourself .``

Then He shook off His surprise and said once again

`` Let there be Light .``
and the Electricity Board said
`` You wish .``

Now greatly worried He repeated

`` Let there be Light .``
And His secretary said
`` Sir , the council wont accept verbal orders .``

Thwarted once more he repeated ,
`` Let there be light .``
So George Bush went to Congress and told them ,
`` God has told me to invade Iraq .``